Page 11
Close-up of Jack Napier's face, grinning.
Jack Napier: Why, indeed.
New Panel
Side shot of Jack Napier. One hand is raised to his chest, palm down, with the fingers splayed and dangling. The other arm is extended from the elbow from the waist, palm up.
Jack Napier: Gentlemen, we all have our differences, yet we all want the same things, money and power.
New Panel
Tony Zucco: Yeah, well, what else is old?
Peter Grogan: Quiet, you. (Turning to Jack Napier) Yeah, so?
Jack Napier: So...there really is no reason for all of us here to not get along. There is more than enough for all.
Vincent Falcone: Maybe for you.
Jack Napier: Oh, but not for you, of course not. Your son getting shot last week isn't enough for you, eh? Good thing that pretty boy Thomas Wayne is around, huh?
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 10
Page 10
Location: Morning in the Arkham Asylum Cafeteria
Scene: The Joker and Batzarro are in line getting food put in their trays. Crazy Quilt is in the line with them, as is Two-Face, Maxie Zeus, The Mad Hatter, and Mr. Zsasz.
New Panel
Scene: Batzarro and Joker are sitting down to eat.
Joker: You know, I used to eat like this all the time, all the time. Everyone would come. Everyone who was anyone. No one turned down my invitations.
Location: Joker's Warehouse
Scene: The Joker, (as Jack Napier) has set up a banquet table. On it is a large covered platter, candelabras, drinks, and place settings. Sitting at the table is a woman who looks like a non-costumed Harley Quinn (it isn't Harley Quinn, I just thought that it would be good to have a lookalike for her here, it kind of sets the stage for Harley in the future), Luigi Maroni, Professor Hugo Strange, Police Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb, Tony Zucco, Vincent Falcone, Penguin, and Doctor Karl Hellfern (Batman's first supervillain). The lady who looks like Harley Quinn is sitting at one end of the table, the Joker (as Jack Napier) is standing with his chair behind him at the other end.
To help distinguish this Jack Napier from the later Joker, for this section I will refer to him as Jack Napier.
Peter Grogan (annoyed): What's the meaning of this, Jack?
Professor Hugo Strange: Yes, some of us have business to attend to.
Jack Napier: Gentlemen, please, surely we have time to be civil. I promise I didn't ask all of you to be here for idle chat.
Luigi Maroni: Then why are we here?
Location: Morning in the Arkham Asylum Cafeteria
Scene: The Joker and Batzarro are in line getting food put in their trays. Crazy Quilt is in the line with them, as is Two-Face, Maxie Zeus, The Mad Hatter, and Mr. Zsasz.
New Panel
Scene: Batzarro and Joker are sitting down to eat.
Joker: You know, I used to eat like this all the time, all the time. Everyone would come. Everyone who was anyone. No one turned down my invitations.
Location: Joker's Warehouse
Scene: The Joker, (as Jack Napier) has set up a banquet table. On it is a large covered platter, candelabras, drinks, and place settings. Sitting at the table is a woman who looks like a non-costumed Harley Quinn (it isn't Harley Quinn, I just thought that it would be good to have a lookalike for her here, it kind of sets the stage for Harley in the future), Luigi Maroni, Professor Hugo Strange, Police Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb, Tony Zucco, Vincent Falcone, Penguin, and Doctor Karl Hellfern (Batman's first supervillain). The lady who looks like Harley Quinn is sitting at one end of the table, the Joker (as Jack Napier) is standing with his chair behind him at the other end.
To help distinguish this Jack Napier from the later Joker, for this section I will refer to him as Jack Napier.
Peter Grogan (annoyed): What's the meaning of this, Jack?
Professor Hugo Strange: Yes, some of us have business to attend to.
Jack Napier: Gentlemen, please, surely we have time to be civil. I promise I didn't ask all of you to be here for idle chat.
Luigi Maroni: Then why are we here?
Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 9
Page 9
Batzarro (singing): When I brush for quite awhile,
Batzarro (singing): I will have a happy smile!
Batzarro: That song awful! The words make sense!
Location: Arkham Asylum
Scene: Batzarro is laughing uproariously. The Joker is in the background, looking dismayed.
Joker: Where's the joke? Where's the funny? I just don't understand.
Scene: The Joker has turned his back on the door, his head is turned looking behind him, his arm is waving goodbye.
Joker: I'm going to bed. I need to sleep. I'll tell you another story tomorrow.
Joker: Good morning, backwards man.
Batzarro (singing): When I brush for quite awhile,
Batzarro (singing): I will have a happy smile!
Batzarro: That song awful! The words make sense!
Location: Arkham Asylum
Scene: Batzarro is laughing uproariously. The Joker is in the background, looking dismayed.
Joker: Where's the joke? Where's the funny? I just don't understand.
Scene: The Joker has turned his back on the door, his head is turned looking behind him, his arm is waving goodbye.
Joker: I'm going to bed. I need to sleep. I'll tell you another story tomorrow.
Joker: Good morning, backwards man.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 8
Page 8
Batzarro: So Batzarro stays in bed and refuses to sing toothbrush song.
Batzarro (singing): Here's my toothpaste, here's my brush!
Batzarro (singing): I won't hurry, I won't rush!
Batzarro (singing): Working hard to keep teeth clean...
Batzarro (singing): Front and back and in-between!
Batzarro: So Batzarro stays in bed and refuses to sing toothbrush song.
Batzarro (singing): Here's my toothpaste, here's my brush!
Batzarro (singing): I won't hurry, I won't rush!
Batzarro (singing): Working hard to keep teeth clean...
Batzarro (singing): Front and back and in-between!
Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 7
Page 7
Location: Arkham Asylum
Scene: The Joker is laughing.
Batzarro: Story funny, funny man. Batzarro not have story. Batzarro keep story to himself!
The art for Batzarro's stories should be extremely simple. Not necessarily minimalist, just simple.
Location: Batzarro's Bedroom in his Trailer
Scene: Batzarro is in his bed. It is morning.
Batzarro: One night, Batzarro fell asleep.
Batzarro: Batzarro yawns, and his breath smells sweet.
Location: Arkham Asylum
Scene: The Joker is laughing.
Batzarro: Story funny, funny man. Batzarro not have story. Batzarro keep story to himself!
The art for Batzarro's stories should be extremely simple. Not necessarily minimalist, just simple.
Location: Batzarro's Bedroom in his Trailer
Scene: Batzarro is in his bed. It is morning.
Batzarro: One night, Batzarro fell asleep.
Batzarro: Batzarro yawns, and his breath smells sweet.
Monday, December 1, 2008
Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 6
Page 6
Picture of the Joker's hand holding the face of one of the people picked up off the street. Their are tears in their eyes Joker's other hand is holding the blade. Other victims are in the background.
Joker: Just a couple of quick movements.
Close-up of the Joker cutting the victim's cheek from mouth to ear.
Joker: And then just a little motivation to smile.
Joker is kicking the victim someplace sensitive, such as the genitals or stomach. This causes the victim to scream, ripping their cheeks open.
Joker: And then they will always be smiling, just like I do.
Picture of the victim's face with scars where their cheeks were cut.
Picture of the Joker's hand holding the face of one of the people picked up off the street. Their are tears in their eyes Joker's other hand is holding the blade. Other victims are in the background.
Joker: Just a couple of quick movements.
Close-up of the Joker cutting the victim's cheek from mouth to ear.
Joker: And then just a little motivation to smile.
Joker is kicking the victim someplace sensitive, such as the genitals or stomach. This causes the victim to scream, ripping their cheeks open.
Joker: And then they will always be smiling, just like I do.
Picture of the victim's face with scars where their cheeks were cut.
Batman Vox Humana Issue #1.5 Page 5
Page 5
Picture of the Joker's silhouette, with a wide-brimmed hat on his head, smelling a flower.
Joker: The world would be such much better place if everyone smiled as much as I do.
Close-up of the Joker's smile.
Joker: But it is not enough to just smile, no, it takes work to gain a smile like mine.
Picture of the Joker holding a straight-razor or scalpel.
Joker: But why not make it easy on these poor, smileless folk? I could do the work for them.
Random shots of people being grabbed off the streets, (businessmen, children, women, indie kids).
Joker: It wouldn't be too hard.
Picture of the Joker's silhouette, with a wide-brimmed hat on his head, smelling a flower.
Joker: The world would be such much better place if everyone smiled as much as I do.
Close-up of the Joker's smile.
Joker: But it is not enough to just smile, no, it takes work to gain a smile like mine.
Picture of the Joker holding a straight-razor or scalpel.
Joker: But why not make it easy on these poor, smileless folk? I could do the work for them.
Random shots of people being grabbed off the streets, (businessmen, children, women, indie kids).
Joker: It wouldn't be too hard.
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